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"Yo money, I just wanted to let you know you’re in for the best, most inconvenient experience of your life. I just made the big move with my lady. She immediately tried to hit me with “the X-box stays in the other room.” Plus I ended up mailing all my old porn to some of my friends so I’m porn free now. Well, other than the DVD’s I still have, but you get the picture. The adjustment will take time, it’s not easy and it’s sometimes not fun, and sometimes you’ll say to yourself “This ain’t what I signed up for — what happened to the sex every night and blowjobs while she's on her period?” Ah, if life could only be that sweet. There are gonna be days when you can’t wait to get home and then there are gonna be days you’re gonna be lookin for shit to do just so you won’t have to go home. Trust me I know, but good luck with that. You're gonna have your hands full buddy! I foresee lots and lots of mid widweek Dustinlands coming from this living situation. Stay up and keep that music playing, otherwise your sanity will be gone."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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